Hug a Yankee today

I am a poor schmuck in Texas that will inherit some investable money in a few years. I know nothing about investing which is why I started listening to you (I first heard Josh on the Big Technology podcast). Aside from the money, Josh and the other NYers are entertaining, and fit every stereotype about NY that has ever been in movies or television. I keep pinching myself when I hear humans actually talking that way. That said, you all build trust, and I would rather lose my fortune taking your advice than from any other starched MBA stiff in a high rise. Come to Texas sometime for some good barbecue.